You’re An Idiot

A room temperature IQ
IQ简直跟室温一样高。

During evolution,his ancestores were in the control group.
进化时,他的祖先肯定是当权派。(要不是走后门,他怎么能进化成人?)

Has two brains:one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑,一个丢了,另一个去找去了。

He’s so dense,the light bends around him.
他太蠢了,光碰到他都要拐弯走。

It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch “60minutes”.
他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

If you stand close enough to him,you can hear the ocean.
如果你离他够近,你能听到大海的声音。(形容他只是没有思想的空壳,就象还边捡起的贝壳一样,从听到的只有海声。)

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you’d get change.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法,你还能那到找零。(他的想法真的一文不值。)

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